1. The Oldest Joke In The World

   PONGO: I'm having trouble meeting my creditors!
   BINGO: I say, dash it! To be precise,.: who wouldn't?

2. The Blessed Joke In The World

   Historical note: the following joke has been heavily revised from the original version, which contained a punchline so wholly unamusing that it has repelled the Island of Stability even further away from me.

   Two blonde med students walk out of the biochem final.
   
   One says, "That damn final question!  What was he
   thinking, asking us to name the single most important
   element for the continuation of life as we know it,
   and justify our choice? Such a dumb question only
   Philosophers of Semiotics could get wrong."
   
   The other replies, "I know, right? It's obviously
   Phosphorous." The first stops, and finally speaks,
   quavering in fear: "What are you talking about?
   It's clearly that one metal, I keep forgetting
   its name.  Do you remember what's the ligand
   of methylcobolamine?"
   
   Ignoring her question, the dumb one blurts out:
   "Vitamins are important, sure, but wouldn't you
   agree that no energy transfers can occur without
   the near-equilibrium thermodynamics of driven
   fluctuations in those octokisdekaphosphomers?"

3. The Most Expensive Joke To Not Get

   SATOSHI: Ya like DAGs?
   GAUTAMA: Ja sed also sprache posztifly towards Cat.

4. The Most Obscure Joke In The World

   Q: What can you say about the special unitary samana squaredance?
   A: Don't get it sandy! (might be all we have to eat...)

5. The Politest Joke I'll Ever Type

   ... with apologies to nobody in particular!

LEAK TRIG EDIT TODO WARN

sangre blue de dio hic tvam acid ... sipping brew, chanting the shapes no waves form while the lifegod watches a pedestrian shout caution to a swimmer about passing nature's water breakers. after morning rituals (e.g. mourning a ship's rotting carcass, fresh boiled coffee, mega seed hunt) but before morning lost children, we seek shade like the lazy fools we all are.

music, music, all so fish, yet no more drops, man; THINK! who cares what he said she said, this trip's braintoy's le sed.